Beetleborg humor

JOJO LITGHOW
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Beetleborg humor Oct 11, 2003 20:42:50 GMT -5

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Post by JOJO LITGHOW on Oct 11, 2003 20:42:50 GMT -5

Beetleborgs bloopers/Behind the scenes

Flabber: Oh no, my friends are in terrible danger, i've got to help them!

(he teleports but arivies in the wrong place)

(Elvis convention)

FLabber: What, this isn't charterville!

Elvis impersonator: hey look, it's Elvis, he's alive!

Girls come rushing towards Flabber

Girl no.1: aah, Elvis, it's you, we thought you were dead!

Flabber: Now wait a minute here, i'm not Elvis Presley, I'm Flabber!

Girl no 2: nonsense, You are Elvis, my hero!

FLabber: I'm not Elvis!

Girl no 3: Elvis, can i have your autograph?

Flabber: I told you before i'm not el...sure anything for a fan!

(Flabber signs the autograph for the fangirl)

Girl No 3: Thank you Elvis!

Flabber: You're welcome, and my names not Elvis, its' Flabber!

Elvis Impersonator: Flubber?

Flabber: No, not Flubber, Flabber!

Elvis impersonator: Flabber?

Flabber: Yes, finally he got my name right!

Girl No 3: He's not Elvis Presley?

Elvis Impersonator: No, he's Flabber!

Girl No 3: Who's Flabber?

Elvis Impersonator: You know, that blue ghost from beetleborgs?

Girl No 3: Flabber, ah yes, him, his my favourite beetleborgs character!

Elvis impersonator: Mine too!

Flabber: I would love to stay and chat but that is the end of that, see ya, byee!

teleports back to hillhurst

So what do you think?

Horribelle Monk Administrator Mistress Kristina David Warner Posts: 261	Beetleborg humor Oct 12, 2003 19:05:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Horribelle Monk on Oct 12, 2003 19:05:38 GMT -5 That was great!!! I laughed so hard. Good job.
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Blade Phasm Pearl
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Beetleborg humor Oct 16, 2003 1:53:50 GMT -5

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Post by Blade Phasm Pearl on Oct 16, 2003 1:53:50 GMT -5

how about this?

Flabber (Singing): yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me, we pillage we plonder, we riffle the loot, drink up me hearties yo ho, we kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot, drink up me hearties yo ho!

House Monsters: Yo ho yo ho, a pirate's life for me, we escort we charge, we fiddle, we play with the knife, drink up me hearties yo ho, we ron and we dazzle and even hijack, we burn up the city, we're really a fright, drink up me hearties yo ho!

Flabber: we're rascals, scoundrels, villains and nails, drink up me hearties yo ho, we're devils and blacksheep , really bad eggs, drink up my hearties yo ho!

House monsters: Yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me, we're beggars and climbers, very well dense, drink up me hearties yo ho, i think we're loved by our mummies and dadies, drink up me hearties yo ho!

(The song stops)

Flabber: So, who's for rum?

House monsters: Me!Me!Me!

Flabber: Too late...it's mine!

(Flabber drinks the rum)

Flabber (drunken): yo ho yo ho a pirate's life me!

Horribelle Monk Administrator Mistress Kristina David Warner Posts: 261	Beetleborg humor Oct 18, 2003 16:45:10 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Horribelle Monk on Oct 18, 2003 16:45:10 GMT -5 Hehe!!! Good stuff!
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PhasmPower
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Beetleborg humor Oct 18, 2003 17:43:08 GMT -5

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Post by PhasmPower on Oct 18, 2003 17:43:08 GMT -5

Guest-JOJO said:

Beetleborgs bloopers/Behind the scenes

Flabber: Oh no, my friends are in terrible danger, i've got to help them!

(he teleports but arivies in the wrong place)

(Elvis convention)

FLabber: What, this isn't charterville!

Elvis impersonator: hey look, it's Elvis, he's alive!

Girls come rushing towards Flabber

Girl no.1: aah, Elvis, it's you, we thought you were dead!

Flabber: Now wait a minute here, i'm not Elvis Presley, I'm Flabber!

Girl no 2: nonsense, You are Elvis, my hero!

FLabber: I'm not Elvis!

Girl no 3: Elvis, can i have your autograph?

Flabber: I told you before i'm not el...sure anything for a fan!

(Flabber signs the autograph for the fangirl)

Girl No 3: Thank you Elvis!

Flabber: You're welcome, and my names not Elvis, its' Flabber!

Elvis Impersonator: Flubber?

Flabber: No, not Flubber, Flabber!

Elvis impersonator: Flabber?

Flabber: Yes, finally he got my name right!

Girl No 3: He's not Elvis Presley?

Elvis Impersonator: No, he's Flabber!

Girl No 3: Who's Flabber?

Elvis Impersonator: You know, that blue ghost from beetleborgs?

Girl No 3: Flabber, ah yes, him, his my favourite beetleborgs character!

Elvis impersonator: Mine too!

Flabber: I would love to stay and chat but that is the end of that, see ya, byee!

teleports back to hillhurst

So what do you think?

XxXRatedPhasmXxX Moderator Billy Forester is my hero! Posts: 43	Beetleborg humor Oct 18, 2003 19:08:00 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by XxXRatedPhasmXxX on Oct 18, 2003 19:08:00 GMT -5 lol.
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Punching FLab
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Beetleborg humor Oct 23, 2003 0:28:08 GMT -5

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Post by Punching FLab on Oct 23, 2003 0:28:08 GMT -5

Flabber's training room (Music:kung fo fighting)

FLabber: HA!HIII YAA! HOO!

(Flabber is practising his boxing)

Flabber: Ha char, HWAAA!

Flabber hits the punching bag

Flabber: Ha!

Unknown boxer: i challenge you to a fight!

Flabber: Okay!

Unknown boxer prepares to box

Flabber: HAAAA! HWAAA!

Flabber uppercuts the boxer

Flabber: Ha!

Ref: And the winner is....Flabber!

Flabber bows and does a little dance.

Flabber: Hee heee heee!

Trekkie
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Beetleborg humor Dec 3, 2003 1:56:32 GMT -5

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Post by Trekkie on Dec 3, 2003 1:56:32 GMT -5

Red Borg

Episode 1

Scene: The Red borg

Jo: I can't believe the new issue of Astral Borgs is in store!

(Suddenly the alarm goes off)

Drew: The alarms goin off!

(F.L.A.B.B.E.R appears on the screen)

Flabber: Mayday, mayday, there's an army of Magna Fighter Ships coming straight towards us!

Jo: Oh no!

Roland: We'll call in the beetle fleet!

Flabber: Leave it to me guys, i'll send in the Phasm Fleet!

Jo: Okay!

Flabber: Over!

(the screen turns off)

Jo: You heard him, the evil Magna Fighter ships are coming straight towards us, send in the beetle fleet!

Drew: Aye aye captain!

Meanwhile....

Flabber: Attention, this is Flabber calling the phasm fleet, Over!

Pink Phasm Fleet Member: Right away, Flabber!

(The fleet arivies)

Flabber: Fire at those disgusting Magna Fighters!

Red Phasm Fleet Member: Locking on, Ready...aim..fire!

Blue Phasm Fleet Member: Direct Hit!

Yellow Phasm Fleet Member: Mission Accomplished!

Silver Phasm Fleet Member: Level completed!

Flabber: Now report back to Mansion Base!

Pink Phasm Fleet Member: Ai ai Flabber!

(The phasm fleet heads back to Mansion Base)

Jo: The Magna Fighters are destroyed, Level completed!

Roland: I'll say!

Drew: Proceed to party level!

Flabber: Congratulations crew, You have made it past the first level and are now going up higher, brace yourselves!

(Flabber takes the level up)

It's cold outside, a snow kind of atmosphere

I'm all alone, More or less

Let me fly far away from here

Far, Far, Far, Far, Far, Far

I want to lay shipwrecked in hillhurst house.

Drinking fresh mango juice

It's as quiet as a little mouse.

Fun, Fun, Fun

in The Sun, sun, sun

Fun, Fun, Fun,

In the sun, sun, sun.

et16z19b
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Beetleborg humor Apr 17, 2004 0:50:05 GMT -5

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Post by et16z19b on Apr 17, 2004 0:50:05 GMT -5

Scene :Roland no go zoom-zoom no more

Roland:race ya guys ta hillhurst?
Connie:1 2 3 go
(Roland uses his powers)
josh:why does ro always do that
Drew:dunnun
Jo: is it me or is roland slowing down?
(roland slows down)
Roland:huh huh huh i'm huh huh tried go aheadhuh huh
connie:kay cus
roland:ok i'm not tried no more i'm runin' fast
Josh:dumbie no your not
connie:oh no
Drew: can it be-
jo:Roland no go zoom-zoom no more
roland: noooooooooooooo...gag i think theres a bug in my mouth
Connie:wha eva' cus
Drew:your trying to heard
Jo:oh so ro can still go zoom-zoom
Josh:yeah
Roland:i'm not joking gag gag gag ;D

et16z19b Crustacean Posts: 11	Beetleborg humor Apr 17, 2004 0:56:07 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by et16z19b on Apr 17, 2004 0:56:07 GMT -5 Connie is Rolands little cusin who knows there secert & is a beetleborg to(josh too he got a new borg power)

Beetlemaster Crustacean Posts: 10	Beetleborg humor Jun 29, 2004 10:49:15 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Beetlemaster on Jun 29, 2004 10:49:15 GMT -5 Flabber put their armor in the washing machine so it shrunk. Vexor then killed them and conquered the world.
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Mini Man Moderator I am the Yellow Crawler Beetleborg!!!!!!! Posts: 361	Beetleborg humor Aug 9, 2004 15:13:32 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mini Man on Aug 9, 2004 15:13:32 GMT -5 lol, good one.
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Post by JOJO LITGHOW on Oct 11, 2003 20:42:50 GMT -5

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